is it true?

that depends ,you need twin flashing beacons but make sure they are syncronised ,shiny exhaust pipe and if the driver has shades on ,well then you ned to fit an overflow tank:cool:

hmm sounds more like a jd than fendt now,as for the ned that drives said vehicle:rolleyes:
 
No. This popular myth was proved false earlier this year on a programme on the national geographic channel, by that great pair of scientific minds sir ainsley of harriet & stu crush a grape francis. It appears that actually whilst the fendt steering wheel attendant ( i think the technical term is a scrote) thinks that the tractor is economical it is thought that a factory trained ape ( called technicaly a jizm monkey) is supplied with said tractor and of an evening nips down to a neihbouring farm and liberates some fuel from their tank or scut ( secluded container unatended of tractorfuel) and tops up the tank on the fendt when everyone is tucked up in bed!
Apparently after all of this came to light it appears that the fairer sex have known about this for a while, ladies have been heard to comment to one another that," that horny little jizm monkey from up the road was caught philandering with that auld scut bucket over the hill". So that would appear to be another myth busted!
But apparently the one that fendts leave the factory as 1/32 scale models and you just add water when you get them home could be true!
 
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