hewitts must of finally employed someone with a sense of humour
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the plod done a blitz on our wee local town this mornin, man was it a blitz,
they were using a carpark for the offenders, seemed to have every second yoke pulled in.
stopped me, checked licence and handed it back, pulled out his wee book and proceeded to start writing, i didnt say anything til he had nearly finished,
whats that for i said, its a producer he says, produce what says i,
your insurance he says,
all ya had to do was ask mate, here it is as i opened the glove box.
he must of thought i wouldnt have any, prob coz i said i was a farmer.
the most economical cop with words ive ever come across.