Milking 25 cows

[Bog Man]

I think a robot will follow the cow around in the field and milk it . It will be like a robot calf except it will save the milk. The cow will not have to walk and will spread it’s own slurry.
I have seen dancing robots on Instagram. They can mow your lawn and hoover the floor so why not milk the cows.

 

[FIAT 450]

I think a robot will follow the cow around in the field and milk it . It will be like a robot calf except it will save the milk. The cow will not have to walk and will spread it’s own slurry.
I have seen dancing robots on Instagram. They can mow your lawn and hoover the floor so why not milk the cows.

There's a idea and a half👍👍. Half a portable tank it can pump into and you bring it back to the main tank.

 

[Paw]

I think a robot will follow the cow around in the field and milk it . It will be like a robot calf except it will save the milk. The cow will not have to walk and will spread it’s own slurry.
I have seen dancing robots on Instagram. They can mow your lawn and hoover the floor so why not milk the cows.

Can't see that working. The power supply to run the vacuum and chiller would surely be a battery killer, then the water to keep flushing the cluster every time it milks a cow.

 

[Joseph 88]

Can't see that working. The power supply to run the vacuum and chiller would surely be a battery killer, then the water to keep flushing the cluster every time it milks a cow.

I'm sure someone somewhere said something similar when the first mechanical milking machine or tractor was proposed.

 

[FIAT 450]

Can't see that working. The power supply to run the vacuum and chiller would surely be a battery killer, then the water to keep flushing the cluster every time it milks a cow.

Could go solar to power it. Surely it could milk a few cows before it would need to empty and clean

 

[Bog Man]

Could go solar to power it. Surely it could milk a few cows before it would need to empty and clean

To get over some of the technological issues it could be mounted on the back of a calf who would get a small award of milk a bit like the cormorants that fish but have a ring around their neck to stop them swallowing the fish .

 

[Mf240]

Be nearly handier buy a drum of milk in the shop.

 

[Mf240]

I think it will go same as pig , poultry, beef finishing tillage ect. If you do the work yourself you'll make a living for this generation. Or else its scale up with numbers diluting cheap labour.
Everyone is getting into cows around here.

 

[agreid]

If it could be run on methane gas it would be a double Nobel award for Bogman.

 

[Bog Man]

If it could be run on methane gas it would be a double Nobel award for Bogman.

Too many toes would be walked on if I was to get the prize.

 

[gone]

Too many toes would be walked on if I was to get the prize.

Can I write one paragraph of your acceptance speech.

 

[agreid]

If you are to thread on toes wear stilettos .

 

[jf 850]

Can I write one paragraph of your acceptance speech.

For the glory of being in the company of greatness ,

Or , in return for a modest fee ?

 

[nashmach]

Too many toes would be walked on if I was to get the prize.

People could start saying you bear a resemblance to Albert....

 

[gone]

For the glory of being in the company of greatness ,

Or , in return for a modest fee ?

I like to script write for great orators like @Bog Man

 

[marco]

I like to script write for great orators like @Bog Man

I liked his book on walking holidays in Germany, I think it was called mein kramp

 

[inthepit]

 

[FIAT 450]

For the glory of being in the company of greatness ,

Or , in return for a modest fee ?

Or I would like to thank everyone on the forum for farming page for there help and support..😃

 

[AYF]

To get over some of the technological issues it could be mounted on the back of a calf who would get a small award of milk a bit like the cormorants that fish but have a ring around their neck to stop them swallowing the fish .

Gosh I can see the vegans falling over at the site of that!😂 Best be careful given most will have brittle bones by then!

 

[Seedsower]

Maybe milk will be replacing by a lab grown environmentally friendly alternative and we will.all.be keepers of flora and fauna

 

[ponderosa]

Maybe milk will be replacing by a lab grown environmentally friendly alternative and we will.all.be keepers of flora and fauna

almond milk and soya milk for sale in dunnes already. although isn't it false to call these 'highly processed juices' milk

 

[Neat]

Maybe milk will be replacing by a lab grown environmentally friendly alternative and we will.all.be keepers of flora and fauna

Ya cause stuff grown in a lab is going to be soooo healthy..... my hole it is, they’ll cut corners to make more money and the customers will suffer. And low and behold there will be a big move back to the old stuff from an actual animal 😂😂😂😂

 

[Mf240]

Ya cause stuff grown in a lab is going to be soooo healthy..... my hole it is, they’ll cut corners to make more money and the customers will suffer. And low and behold there will be a big move back to the old stuff from an actual animal 😂😂😂😂

They will always have a share of the market with the vegan gobshites but the fact thats its just piss water will keep it from replacing milk completely, I hope😅

 

[feckless fenian]

They should not be allowed to call that pis milk.

Doesn’t milk come from mammals??

 

[Funkeyfarmer]

almond milk and soya milk for sale in dunnes already. although isn't it false to call these 'highly processed juices' milk

Nut juice wouldn't look as good on the label