High horse, everyone that knows me, knows I've a distinct dislike of horses... and if I was on a high one, I'd have a broken arm a long time ago.
Anyways as Marco says, there are far better things to be discussing on here.
And one more thing, we like to be civil to one another here, I don't see why every second sentence that you have has to have a swear word in it, it's easy to replace it. We have a wide and diverse membership on here, young and old, male and female from many different countries and surely a bit of courteous English is not a big ask.